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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}

{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}

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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}

{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}

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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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