{"type":"general","setup":"What has ears but cannot hear?","punchline":"A field of corn.","id":238}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about Switzerland?","punchline":"I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.","id":426}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Cape Vilan","displaytitle":"Cape Vilan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1024901","titles":{"canonical":"Cape_Vilan","normalized":"Cape Vilan","display":"Cape Vilan"},"pageid":36804728,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Cabo_Vil%C3%A1n._Camari%C3%B1as._Galiza.jpg/330px-Cabo_Vil%C3%A1n._Camari%C3%B1as._Galiza.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Cabo_Vil%C3%A1n._Camari%C3%B1as._Galiza.jpg","width":1600,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258467391","tid":"384ac9e5-a6c4-11ef-93ff-b8a7316152fe","timestamp":"2024-11-19T22:18:36Z","description":"Place in Galicia, Spain","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":43.16055556,"lon":-9.21166667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Vilan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Vilan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Vilan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cape_Vilan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Vilan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cape_Vilan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Vilan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cape_Vilan"}},"extract":"Cape Vilan is a rock-bound peninsula on the west coast of Galicia, Spain, located in Costa da Morte, specifically close the village of Camariñas. The place was declared of National Interest in 1933 and today is a Natural Monument. However, near the cape was installed a wind farm and a fish farm breeding turbot.","extract_html":"
Cape Vilan is a rock-bound peninsula on the west coast of Galicia, Spain, located in Costa da Morte, specifically close the village of Camariñas. The place was declared of National Interest in 1933 and today is a Natural Monument. However, near the cape was installed a wind farm and a fish farm breeding turbot.
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