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Robert Marcello is a Swedish guitarist who has been a member of the hard rock band Danger Danger since 2003. He has also played for Ironhorse, Obsession, Twenty 4 Seven, and Marcello-Vestry. In late 2009, he was also a stand-in guitarist in the 1980s band House of Lords.
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Hockey Weekend Across America is an annual event devised by USA Hockey to promote the game of ice hockey in the United States. The weekend is capped by \"Hockey Day in America\", with broadcasts of National Hockey League games on the national networks of NBC (2011–2021) and TNT (2024–present).
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